tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38660854619323627522024-02-20T16:38:55.659-08:00Lelaki GalauIsMuLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06896953524847009056noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3866085461932362752.post-79209158410942327152012-04-25T23:58:00.001-07:002012-04-25T23:58:22.458-07:00<br />
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<b><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Rajia
Orang Ganteng<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Gue tidur dengan
pulasnya, untung gue nggak tidur dengan isterinya. Loh? Gue beneran tidur pulas.
Mungkin gue kecapean karena malu nemenin Lasri kemaren, tapi gue mulai sadar, pas gue melek dikit,
gue lihat jam di hape gue, masih jam tujuh pagi? Lanjuttttt. Gue tidur-tidur
ayam, walaupun ayam nggak nemenin gue tidur, karena gue udah lama musuhan sama
ayam. Kenapa? Ya jelas, tiap pagi berkokok keras, kayak orasi para demonstran
aja. Gila. Tapi, ya gue terima kasih juga sih sama ayam, karena ngingatin gue
solat subuh. Seakan-akan ayam itu bilang sama gue “Mul…! Bangun, Mul, cepat
solat subuh!” Gue nutup telinga.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Mmmmhhh…!” Cuman
lenguhan itu yang keluar dari mulut gue. Tapi tu ayam nggak pernah bosan
berkokok.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Mul… ayo bangun, nggak
malu apa? Adik lo aja udah lama bangun.” Gue sontak terbangun, kaget. Adik? Gue
kan sendiri, ngekost. Adik gue di kampung. Masih lima tahun, mana mungkin bisa
ke kota sendirian. Gue ngusap mata, celengak-celengok, mata gue nyari di
penjuru kamar, ke kolong meja, ke samping komputer butut, ke laci? Songong, lo
pikir adik gue curut apa? Pake ngumpet dalam laci segala. Gue tengok di
dinding, yang ada cuman klender dengan foto cewek dengan pakaian kekurangan
kain. Pas lihat tu foto, gue ngeraskan sesuatu. Adik gue? Ternyata adik gue ini
yang udah bangun. Dasar tu ayam, matanya jelalatan. Lupakannnn….<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Gue ngambil wudu. Lo
jangan pada ketawa, biar gini gue nggak pernah ningalin yang wajib, walaupun
yang haram kadang juga jalan. Tapi dikit kok. Hehehe. Habis solat subuh, gue
tidur lagi. Gila kan. Kebiasaan buruk yang harusnya ditinggalin. Tapi gue paling
males ninggalin sesuatu. Apalagi semenjak Mita ninggalin gue. Tu kan gue ingat
Mita lagi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Masih jam tujuh,” gue
melenguh, sambil kembali memejamkan mata.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Ada getaran. Sebuah
getaran berirama, lembut dan bersahaja, seakan memberi sinyal sesuatu di samping
gue, di saat gue tidur, gue serasa menikmati getaran itu. Semakin lama getaran
itu semakin keras dan ada suaranya. Desahan? Gue melek. Anjrit. Ada sms masuk.
Pas gue buka tu sms “ Lo dimna, Mul? Lo nggak masuk kuliah? Dosennya udah
masuk, Mul.” Langsung tu gue melompat dari tempat tidur. Mandi? Nggak, kan masih
bisa mandi di kampus entar. Hape gue bunyi lagi, kali ini sms dari </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">i Maya.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Dosen masuk, Mul.”
Bunyi sms-nya. </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Suruh keluar!” balas
gue. </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kamprett…!” balasnya, dan
gue nggak balas lagi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Gila</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;"> gue baru sadar. Ternyata gue lupa
nyeting jam di hape gue. Gue lihat jam dinding. Udah hampir jam sepuluh, M</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">a</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">n. Gawat tingkat sidang paripurna nih.
Dosen masuk jam delapan, dan biasanya gue masuk hampir jam sembilan. Sekarang
hampir jam sepuluh. Maka gue kebut aja tu motor metik gue. Membelah jalan,
menuju kampus kesayangan gue. Polititeknik Kesehatan Banjarmasin, jurusan
kesehatan lingkungan, Banjarbaru. Pas gue masuk jalan tol, ada rajia. Huaaa…
dompet gue ketinggalan. Wafat dah gue kalo gini, bisa kena tilang. Dengan sigap
gue ng’rem. Mobil dan beberapa motor di belakang mendadak ikut ng’rem. Ngapain
tu mobil dan motor </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">pada ikut-ikutan
ng’rem? Tau aja kalo artis di depan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Woyyyy…. Lo mau mati,
ya?” teriak sopir angkot.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Gue mau kawin,” jawab
gue pelan. Nyengir.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Lo bosan hidup…?”
teriak supir truk.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Gue bosan makan tahu
plus tempe di kost,” jawab gue. Pelan. Takut gue sama kumisnya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Dari kejauhan tiga
orang polisi yang sedang merajia itu mendekat. Mati dah gue. Polisi</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"> itu</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;"> niup pluit. Waduh, dia pikir gue <i>off- side</i> apa? Pake acara niup pluit
segala. Sebelum tambah gawat. Gue harus ambil langkah seribu. Nggak. Nggak
langkah seribu, tapi roda seribu. Gue kan pake motor. Gue ngebut. Polisi
ngejar. Terjadi dah adegan kejar-kejaran kayak di film laga itu. Gue belok
kanan, motor besar polisi ikut belok kanan. Gue tambah tancap gas, tu polisi
nambah porsi makan. Gila. Pastilah mereka makin tancap gas juga ngejar gue. Gue
belok kiri, mereka masih ngejar. Gue masuk gang sempit. Tamat dah tu polisi. Siapa
suruh pake motor gede. Gue nyengir, merasa menang. Dan berbekal gue udah
menguasai seluk-beluk jalan di kota Banjarbaru ini, gue nyampe kos dengan
selamat. Dan ngambil dompet yang berisi surat-menyrurat tanah? Ya bukan lah,
surat menyurat kendaraan bermotor, Bung.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Dengan motor metik yang
paling gue sayangi ini, gue terus membelah jalan, kenapa membelah jalan? Karena
belum siap membelah duren. Loh? Hehehe. Jalanan aman. Udah nggak ada rajia
lagi, maka melenggang dah gue menuju kampus. </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Di kampus dosen udah
keluar. Kuliah Epidemiologi udah selesai. Gue nunggu mata kuliah berikutnya aja
dah. Statistik? Rumit, lebih rumit dari perasaan cinta. waduhh.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Maya, Putri, dan Dhani
duduk di bawan beringin. Wajar, karena gue nggak pernah mikir kalo mereka duduk
di atas pohon beringin. Kalo sampe kayak gitu, lah pohon beringin harus di
kasih papan pengumuman bertuliskan “pengunjung dilarang melempar makanan.”
Hahaha. Dengan cepat gue samperin mereka.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kemana aja lo, Mul?
Dosennya udah keluar,” sembur Maya. Wah biasalah kalo cowok ganteng kayak gue
ini banyak yang ngawatirin. Takut gue nggak bayar utang, mungkin. Hehehe.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ada rajia.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Rajia apa?” tanya
Maya..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Rajia cowok ganteng,”
jawab gue sekenanya. Nggak tau kena dimana. Maunya sih kena di hati. Mantap.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ah, nggak waras,” sembur
Dhani.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Terus kamu kena
tilang?” tanya Putri.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Pastilah gue ngehindar
kalo ada rajia orang ganteng kayak gitu.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kenapa?” tanya Maya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Takut nggak ketangkap,
malu kan gue. Masa gue ganteng gini nggak kena rajia,” kata gue polos. Dan
mereka hanya terbahak. Gila. Ketawanya itu loh. Seperti mengamini kalo gue ini
nggak ganteng.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kalian sependapat kalo
gue nggak ganteng?” tanya gue berapi-api. Bukan. Bukan api asmara. Api amarah,
Cuy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Setuju bangetttttt….!”
jawab mereka serempak.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Gila kalian! Gue
memang sengaja kaya gini. Gue kadang menutupi kegantengan gue. Karena kayak
gini aja udah banyak yang naksir, bagaimana kalo gue memperlihatkan kegantengan
gue?” kata gue agak ketus.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kalo gitu, coba dong
kami lihat kegantengan lo,” kata Maya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Nggak bisa dipamerin,”
kata gue. “Puas kalian,” sambung gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Puas bangettttt…!”
kata mereka serempak. Terbahak. Gila.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ismul ini bisa
memperlihatkan kegantengannya, pas malam hari aja,” kelekar Dhani.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Iya, itupun pas mati
lampu,” sambung Putri. Anjrittttttt. Mati kutu dah gue sama mereka.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">***<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Perkuliahan selesai.
Gue buru-buru pulang. Masih banyak yang harus gue kerjain. Biasa, kerja
serabutan dengan penghasilan U$ 700 perbulan. Hohoho. Ngayal abis.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Gue duluan, ya!” kata
gue sama Dhani yang masih asyik ngobrol bareng Rahmi, Shasa dan Anggi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Iya, hati-hati ya,
kalo-kalo ada rajia orang ganteng lagi,” ejek Dhani. Sumpah dalem banget.
Kenapa? Banjir? Bukan. Mereka pada ketawa. Maya sama Putri yang masih di dalam
kelas aja ikutan terbahak. Gila, dia pikir gue ini nggak ganteng apa.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Apa maksud kalian pada
ketawa kayak gitu? Kalian pikir gue nggak ganteng?” gue ketus.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Loh, siapa yang bilang
lo nggak ganteng?” kata Dhani.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Iya siapa yang
bilang?” timpal Rahmi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Lo lagi datang bulan,
ya. Sensitif banget?” kelekar Anggi. Yang lain makin terbahak.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Nggak gue lagi datang
matahari. Puas kalian,” kata gue. Mereka semakin me-ngelekar.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Oke deh kalo kalian
nggak ngakui kalo gue ini ganteng. Gue terima, mulai sekarang gue nggak ngaku
ganteng lagi. Gue nggak ganteng, tapi tampan. Oke?” kata gue sambil tancap gas.
Takut dengan jawaban mereka berikutnya. Hehehe. Memang menyenangkan bareng
mereka.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Jalan terlihat lengang.
Gue santai naik motor. Sambil ngayal dapetin pengganti Mita. Modal gue apa?
Biasa, main kata-kata, dan hati para cewek langsung luluh dengan kata-kata
romantis gue. Makanya, cewek cantik perlu <i>and</i>
kudu hati-hati kalo memberi sedikit waktu saja buat gue ngombrol sama </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">gue</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">. Alamat bakalan kecentol dah sama gue.
Hehehe. Pede abis.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Tapi bener, teman-teman
memang ngkuai kalo gue ini jagonya ngegombal. Ngegombal? Nggak, gue biasanya
bicara tulus. Apa adanya. Menurut gue, ngerayu itu kejujuran. Misalnya gini pas
dulu gue masih pacaran sama Si Mita.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Mita sayang!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Iya, Dud.” Lo jangan
mikir ‘Dud’ itu artinya gendut. Gue kerempeng, Men. Puas? ‘Dud’ itu panggilan
sayang Si Mita sama gue. Masih ingat kan, Mita manggil gue Dude Harlino. Gue
harap nggak ada yang protes. Kalo ada yang perotes, tolong jangan langsung
sampaikan sama gue. Nyampainnya lewat sms aja. Caranya? Gampang. Ketik ISMUL
(spasi) PROTES ANDA. Oke. Tapi nggak ada hadiahnya. Gila aja lo. Udah protes,
minta hadiah pula. Mending kita berantem aja di arena sabung ayam.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Di balik pigura
jendela kost-an, aku sering manatap bintang di langit ber-kilapan. Dan selalu
teringat kemerlap matamu, Say.” So sweettttt. Begitu kejujuran gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kenapa bintang di
langit berkilapan, Dud?” tanya Mita.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ya, jelas lah bintang
di langit berkilapan, masa bintang di lantai berkilapan, nggak mungkin, kan?”
jawab gue. Jujur. Gue selalu memegang kejujuran. Dan hasilnya Si Mita ngambek.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Tapi itulah bedanya
kamu sama bintang, Say. Kalo bintang hanya indah ketika dipandang di langit,
kalo kamu itu selalu indah dipandang, walau dimanapun kamu berada.” Gue
memperbaiki keadaan. Si Mita nyengir. Pipinya memerah.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Dimana pun aku
berada?” tanya Mita.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Iya.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Emang aku biasa berada
dimana aja? Hayoo, tau nggak kamu?” tanya Mita Manja.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Aku nggak tahu kamu
biasa dimana, tapi yang jelas kamu selalu ada di hatiku.” So sweettttttt…
hahahai. Twing twing. Klepek-klepek tu </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">i
Mita dengan kata-kata gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Nzzzettttttt….!”
Dengan cepat gue ng’rem. Gara-gara ngelamun mikiran masa lalu sama Mita, hampir
saja gue nabrak mobil di depan gue. Gue kembali konsentrasi. Pas gue lagi asyik
menyusuri jalan, tiba-tiba di sebelah gue ada sesorang yang sepertinya gue
kenal. Briptu Norman? Sepertinya bukan. Polisi? Benar polisi yang tadi pagi
ngejar gue. Panik. Gue panik tingkat kelurahan. Gue nggak bisa ngapa-ngapain
lagi. Dia bawa teman-temannya. Empat orang. Dua buah motor gede. Kenapa dua
buah motor gede? Karena nggak mungkin gue nyebut dua biji atau dua ekor motor
gede. Sederhana bukan. Mati dah gue. Eh nggak pingsan deh gue kalo kayak gini.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ke tepi!” katanya
sambil nunjuk ke tepi jalan. Gue sempat mikir ni polisi boros gerak. Kenapa? Ya
iyalah, ngapain coba pake nunjuk ke pinggir segala. Gue juga tau kalo nepi itu
ke pinggir. Mana ada yang ke tengah.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Cepatttt…!” Katanya.
Dan gue tergugup. Ciut dah gue kalo sudah tergugup gitu. Kenapa gugup? Karena
kalo gagap itu si Ajis. Ajis gagap. Pemain Opera Van Tungan. Hansip kali pake
pantungan. Hehehe. Tapi gue nggak bisa ngapa-ngapain selain ngikut aja.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Gue gemetaran. Mereka
mengelilingi gue. Buset. Mereka pikir gue api unggun apa? Main kelilingin gue segala.
Sekalian aja mereka tepuk pramuka. Eh, tepuk polisi maksud gue. Emang ada tepuk
polisi? Apa yang nggak ada kalo sudah gugup gempita kayak gini. Dengan cepat
dia ngambil kunci motor gue. Gue sebenarnya pengen rebut kunci motor gue, tapi
setelah gue pikir-pikir gue takut ngerebutnya. Takut kenapa? </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">Asem</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">, lo pikir saja misalnya pas gue
mau merebut kuncinya, terus dia lempar sama temannya, pas gue mau rebut sama
temannya, dia lempar lagi sama temannya yang lain, gue mau rebut lagi, temannya
lempar lagi sama dia. Mati kan gue kalo kayak gitu. Nggak lucu tau kalo
main-main kayak bocah gitu. Huuuu…!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Mana surat
menyuratnya?” tanya dia.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Surat nikah?” gue
balik tanya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Lo mau gue pukul?”
pucat dan muka gue kalo udah gitu jawabannya. Nggak asyik nih polisi, nggak
bisa diajak bercanda kayak Dhani dan sekutunya. Dan nggak ada pilihan lain, gue
keluarin surat menyurat gue, nggak ketingalan gue serahin SIM gue yang
memampangkan foto gue dengan senyum tiga jari.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ikut ke kantor!”
katanya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ada acara apa, Pak, di
kantor?” Sumpah. Kenapa mulut gue jadi nyerocos gitu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ada acara gebukin
kamu.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Hah?” gue kaget kayak
disambar petir. Muka gue yang ganteng mau digebukin. Eh bukan ganteng, tampan
maksud gue. Karena gue tadi sudah janji sama teman-teman, nggak nyebut muka gue
ganteng lagi, tapi tampan.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">***</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Ruangan kantor polisi
terlihat begitu mencekam. Lebih ganas dari cekaman kukunya Si Mita yang pake
kotek warna</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">-</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">warni.
Persis kayak krayon ponakan gue. Sudah ada beberapa polisi berkumis tebal
menunggu di sana, mungkin saudaraan sama Opi Kumis. Pelawak yang kumisnya kayak
hutan amazon itu. Gue nyengir.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kenapa kamu
cengenges-cengenges?” bentak polisi berkumis itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Nggak, nggak papa,
Pak!” kata gue tergugup. Pedahal gue lagi mikirin kumis beliau. Coba kalo kumis
beliau itu kayak kumisnya pelawak itu. Siapa itu namanya. Jojon, ya kalo nggak
salah. Yang kumisnya setengah itu. Maklum gue nggak terlalu kenal sama artis,
biasalah. Yang nggak biasa kalo artis nggak kenal gue. Tu artis pasti nggak
gaul. Sumpah perut gue keram mikirin kumis tu polisi kalo setengah. Hohoho.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kenapa tadi pagi kamu
kabur?” bentak polisi berkumis itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Aku nggak kabur, Pak.
Aku masih bisa melihat dengan jelas. Kalo kabur, aku pasti udah pasang
kacamata,” kata gue. Ni polisi udah tau gue nggak pake kacamata, berarti jelas
dong kalo mata gue nggak kabur. Masih jelas. Dan mata polisi itu berubah
iritasi. Merah. Sementara teman-temannya seperti menahan tawa sambil memegang
perut yang mulai membesar. Udah lima bulan mungkin tu perut.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Maksud saya kenapa
tadi pagi kamu lari?” Polisi itu membentak.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Aku naik motor, Pak.
Nggak lari. Aku lari cuman pas pagi Minggu,” jawab gue gugup.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kamu mau mainan saya?”
bentak polisi itu sambil memukul meja. Gue pucat.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Nggak, Pak. Aku saja
barusan dimainin sama Si Mita. Masa aku mainin Bapak, nggak bakalan, Pak. Aku
tahu betul gimana sakitnya dimainin,” kata gue dengan wajah sedih. “Bapak tau Si
Mita kan. Gadis paling cantik di kampus aku,” sambung gue berharap Pak Polisi
lupa akan kejadian ini.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Sekarang kamu saya
tahan, kecuali kamu bawa keluarga atau siapalah yang bisa menjamin kamu,” kata
polisi itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Salah aku apa, Pak?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kamu tadi pagi kabur
saat rajia.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Mana buktinya?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Mereka saling berpandangan.
Yang lain diam.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Bapak nggak bisa nahan
aku tampa bukti.” Gue bicara berlagak seperti pengacara handal. Mereka
sepertinya mulai bingung.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Bapak bisa saya tuntut
balik, atas tuduhan pencemaran nama baik.” Busettttt. Berani amat gue bicara
gitu, dengan wajah yang pasti lagi. Pasti gantengnya. Eh pasti tampannya maksud
gue. Padahal gue juga bingung. Nama baik? Emang nama gue baik. Gue kan terkenal
paling gila di kampus. Apa baiknya. Gue nyengir.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Sebaiknya kamu cepat
hubungi kerabat atau siapalah yang bisa menjamin kamu!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Tapi, Pak.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Nggak pake
tapi-tapian.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Baru kali ini gue
dengar kalimat ‘nggak pake tapi-tapian’. Biasanya gue sering dengar. ‘Bakso satu, Mas. Nggak pake sayur’ atau ‘Mie
ayam satu, Mas, nggak pake mie dan ayam.’ Loh?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ayo cepat hubungi
keluarga atau siapa lah!” Gue mikir, pasti ni polisi punya anak gadis cantik,
terus dia mau ketemu sama keluarga gue, mau ngejodohin gue sama anak gadisnya.
Oh, tidak bisa, tidak semudah itu. Dia pikir gue cowok apaan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Cepatttt…!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Aku nggak punya
pulsaaaaaaa…..!” teriak gue kayak di iklan itu. Nggak, gue nggak teriak. Gue
memelas.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kamu ini gayanya
selangit. Pulsa nggak punya,” bentaknya. “Ni pake hape saya,” lanjutnya dengan
sombong. Dan gue tergugup mengambil hapenya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“SMS aja, jangan
telpon!” katanya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Kenapa?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Pulsanya nggak cukup
nelpon,” jawabnya pelan. Sumpah gue pengen ketawa sampe muntah dengarnya.
Gkgkgkgk….<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Dengan kecepatan penuh
gue sms Dhani. Sepertinya mereka masih di kampus. Putri</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">? </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;"> Iya, putri punya banyak kenalan polisi. Sapa
tau dia bisa </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">b</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">antu.
Semoga mereka bisa bantu gue. Gue yakin mereka nggak bakalan tega lihat
temannya yang tampan ini mendekam dalam jeruji cinta. Eh jeruji besi maksud
gue. Dan sms pun gue kirim. Gue sms begitu singkat bunyinya gini.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Cepat kirimin gue
pulsa 50rb. Gue lagi di kantor polisi. Jangan telepon gue. Ini gue lagi
diinterview polisi, nanti gue ganti. Hape gue lagi mati.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Busettt. Gue
cepat-cepat sms ulang. Gue salah kirim. Itu kan sms nyasar yang gue terima tadi
malam. Kenapa gue malah ngirim balik sms itu. Ini nih kalo sudah sindrom gugup.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">***<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Setelah menunggu
setengah jam. Akhirnya Dhani, Putri, Maya dan temannya Putri dengan seragam
polisi tiba. Gue menghela nafas. Lega. Dan bermodal temannya dan rayuan
mautnya. Si Putri berhasil membawa gue keluar dari ruangan yang menyeramkan
ini. Tak lupa sebelum pulang gue berjabat tangan sama polisi-polisi yang ada di
dalam ruangan. Anehnya, teman-teman yang lain juga pada ikutan. Gue nyengir.
Sumpah kayak kondangan. Hehehe.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Eh yang kamu maksud Si
Mita tadi?” tanya polisi itu pas gue dan teman-teman mau keluar.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Mita Evriyani, Ya?
Yang biasa pake poni, rambutnya sering dikepang. Dia pake motor metik kayak
kamu juga,” tanya polisi itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Iya, Pak,” jawab gue
sopan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Itu ponakan saya.”
Polisi itu nyengir. Dan gue ikut nyengir. Terus keluar ber-sama Dhani dan
sekutunya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Eh sejak kapan Si Mita
biasa pake poni, rambutnya sering dikepang dan pake motor metik kayak kamu
juga?” tanya Maya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Sejak polisi tadi
nyebutin,” jawab gue tanpa dosa.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Sontoloyo, lo!” kata
Maya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Gue yakin, pasti tu
polisi sudah dia bikin jengkel abis,” kata Dhani.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Iya, gue juga yakin
sama anak sableng yang satu ini,” sambung Maya. Dan gue cuman nyengir.
Garuk-garuk kepala yang tidak gatal.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Makasih, ya, Mas!”
kata Putri sama temannya yang tadi ikut.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Oh iya, terima kasih,
ya, Mas!” gue juga spontan ingat komeng, loh? Spontan mengucapkan terima kasih
maksud gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Sama-sama,” katanya,
kemudian memacu motor besarnya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Plakkk..!” sebuah
jitakan mendarat dikepala gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Aduh…!” kata gue. Gila
si Putri. Main jitak aja.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ini terakhir kalinya
gue bantu lo,” kata Putri.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Waduh, jangan gitu
dong! Lo nggak sayang lagi ya sama gue?” tanya gue nyengir.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Makan tu sayang,” kata
Putri sambil mengarahkan pukulannya ke punggung gue. Dan dengan cepat gue
menghidar pake jurus Kamandanu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Makan? Lo mau neraktir
gue? Oh terima kasih,” kata gue. Putri langsung melepas sepatunya. Gue mau
lari. Si Dhani langsung nangkap gue. Maka hanya satu yang bisa gue lakuin.
Memelas.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: justify; text-indent: 36.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">“Ampuuuunnnn…!” rengek
gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">***</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>IsMuLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06896953524847009056noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3866085461932362752.post-10465416050061226492012-04-22T22:53:00.002-07:002012-04-22T22:53:38.290-07:00Lo kampungan<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Lo
Kampungan, Lasri…!</span></b></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Gue sakit hati. Li</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">ver, hepatitis</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">? Bukan. Ini bukan
bahasa medis, ini bukan masalah bahasa medis, ini bahasa cinta. Sadap.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Bagi gue ini sudah
gawat tingkat ujian skripsi. Gue jadi uring-uringan. Mita sudah tunangan,
walaupun janur kuning belu</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">m</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
melengkung, tapi hati gue udah melengkung duluan. Gue sedih abis. Untung hari
ini hari jum’at, coba saja hari minggu, mungkin gue udah nyanyi lagu “Kisah
sedih di hari Minggu” lagunya Briptu Norman yang lagi hits itu. Nah, tugas lo,
kembali sadarkan gue kalo itu bukan lagunya Briptu Norman, tapi itu lagunya Ayu
Ting Ting. Oke.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"> Kenapa gue nyebut
itu lagunya Briptu Norman? Karena Mita sudah men-Chaiyya-Chaiyya-kah hati gue.
Hahai.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Gue mondar-mandir di
kamar</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"> kost-an</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">,
kayak di film-film itu. Dramatis abis. Gue duduk di ranjang, bangun lagi, duduk
lagi, bangunnnnnnnn…. Duduk lagi. Kok kayak lagu ya? Udahlah, gue beneran
pusing nih, pusing delapan keliling. Apa yang harus gue lakuin? Lupakan dia? Lo
pikir gampang apa melupakan cinta. Cinta itu lebih rumit dari yang kalian
bayangkan, satu-satunya cara biar nggak rumit. Ya nggak usah di bayangin. Gitu
ya? Mungkin. Tapi tak semudah itu, Bung. Sumpah ini dalem. Bagimana kalau gue
gantung diri?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Berkurang lagi dah
populasi cowok ganteng di muka bumi. Tidak. Gue kan termasuk orang yang
mendukung penyelamatan populasi cowok ganteng yang hampir punah. Jadi katakan
tidak untuk bunuh diri. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Ini memang sudah nasib.
Kenapa nasib? Karena kalo Rian pasti d’massiv. Hehe. Gue harus ngelakuin
sesuatu. Dan please, lo jangan diam kayak bayam yang kemaren dibeli Sumaiyam.
Lo bantu gue, lo pikirin aja, apa yang bisa dilakukan ketika bayangnya menyapa
di segala penjuru waktu. Lihatlah senyumnya di balik senja kemerahan, atau
candanya di pajar pagi keperakan, bahkan amarahnya di terik panas yang kian
mengganas. Sadap. Kok gue jadi puitis gini, ya? Tapi benaran, lo rasakan saja
bagaimana sentuhan lembutnya yang kelam menemaram. Sadiss bahasa gue. Lebih
sadis dari lagunya Afgan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Si Mita memang cantik.
Kalo gue ganteng, nggak perlu disebutin lagi semua pada tau, pada tau kalo itu
bo’ong. Hihi. Gue harus kuat, gue nggak boleh kenapa-kenapa hanya gara-gara
cewek. Dan mulai saat ini gue harus bisa lupain dia. Dia pikir cuman dia apa
cewek cantik yang ada di muka bumi ini. Maaf, gue bisa cari yang lebih baik</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> kok. Karena sembilan dari tujuh cewek
yang naksir gue, semuanya cantik-cantik. Oke. Lo jangan Tanya tentang sembilan
dan tujuh, gue paling bingung kalo soal hitungan</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Satu cara awal buat
ngelupain </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Mita adalah gue harus <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">refreshing</i>, gue
harus jalan-jalan. Kenapa jalan-jalan? Karena motor gue lagi di bengkel.
Makanya gue jalan. Sama siapa? Ya kalo lelaki ganteng kayak gue ini pastilah
sama cewek. Wah secepat itukah gue mendapatkan penggantinya Mita. Tidak, gue
mau jalan sama teman gue. Teman dari kampung, namanya Si Lasri. Lasri ini
termasuk bunga desa loh. Jangankan kumbang-kumbang desa, kambing desa pun
mendekat sama dia. Loh, apa coba? Baiklah kembali ke jalan yang benar. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Gue ngajak Si Lasri
keliling-keliling komplek. Sambil bawa pantungan, bawa sinter, ditambah sarung.
Hah? Ronda kali. Hehe. Biarlah ronda kehidupan terus berputar. Lah kemana lagi
gue bawa cerita ini.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Nggak</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> kami cuman sebentar berjalan mengitari
komplek kost-kost-an ku. Terus menyembrang ke kos-an cewek. Masuk kamarnya?
Tidak. Cuman lewat aja. Lo kira gue cowok apaan masuk kamar kost-an cewek. Gue
nggak bakalan masuk, kecuali diajak. Loh? Ngapain juga kalo jalan-jalan di komplek,
pastilah gue ajak dia ke kota. Naik angkot? Jelas, kalo nggak naik angkot, naik
apa lagi, lo pikir gue sanggup jalan kaki. Jangan bikin gue emosi, kalo gue emosi,
entar Si Lasri yang gue naikin. Astagfirulloh, jangan ngeres. Maksud gue Lasri
gue naikin taksi, nah terus gue jadi supirnya. Kasihan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Nih hari panas banget,
lebih panas dari kursi yang sering didudukin sama peserta kuis. Kuis apa itu
yang ada kursi panasnya</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">?</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
Bingung tu</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">h</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
gue, pake kursi panas aja bangga abis. Ni</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">h</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
gue pernah dudukin kompor, panasnya bukan main, santai aja gue, sambil berendam
di kali. Gue ngajak Si Lasri makan di depot, murah. Karena nggak mungkin dong
gue bawa Lasri ke restoran mahal, kenapa? Ya</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> iyalah, bisa rusak repotasi gue bawa
cewek kampung ke restoran. Walaupu </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Lasri cantiknya minta ampun. Untung cantiknya minta ampun, coba kalo minta
duit, bisa kering nih dopet gue yang selalu basah. Hehe. Waduh gila ni</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">h</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> gue, ngatain Si Lasri kampungan,
padahal kan gue juga orang kampung. Tapi kan walau gue orang kampung, gue nggak
kampungan, daripada orang kota yang kampungan. Hayo. Tapi Lastri kan baru, jadi
harus sedikit penyesuaian dulu dengan suasana kota.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Makan apa?” Tanya gue
sama Lasri, sambil ngasih daftar menu.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Ennggg….!” Dia
sepertinya bingung. Kemudian menunjuk salah satu menu.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Oh, capcai,” kata gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Mas! Lalapan satu,
sama capcai satu,” pinta gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Minumnya?” </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">t</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">anya penjual.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Teh es, dua,” kata
gue. Daripada nunggu Si Lasri dengan kebingungannya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Dalam hitungan menit,
pesanan kami udah datang, cepat juga pikir gue. Mulai deh gue ngambil garpu. Si
Lasri masih diam. Nggak nafsu makan apa ni anak. Atau? Wah bakalan malu nih gue
kalo dia nyari kobokan, sumpah mau ditaruh dimana muka gue yang ganteng ini.
Gue pilih aman, sebelum ni anak bikin malu gue, mendingan gue yang bikin malu
dia. Oh Nggak. Nggak mungkin lah gue sekejam itu sama dia. Inikan bukan jaman
jepang, ini jaman belanda. Apa coba? Baiklah, sebagai langkah antisisapi. Antisipuisi,
antii…. Apa itu? Pokoknya itulah. Gue bisikin aja dia, “Di sini nggak ada
kobokan, pake sendok tuh,” kata gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Ini?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Itu garfu.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Untuk apa?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Lo telan aja tu
barang,” gue emosi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Hah?” eh dia malah
bingung. Sebelum dia telan beneran tu garfu, gue bilangin aja, “Pake sendok
aja. Oke?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Oh.” Dia
manggut-manggut kayak congcorang. Senang deh gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Hening. Bening. Kuning.
Loh? Nggak, nggak ada kuning-kuningan. Tapi beneran gue bingung. Masa dia diam
aja, gue ada salah, ya? Aduh, bisa berabe nih kalo anak kampung ini ngambek,
bisa dilaporin sama kepala desa nih gue. Wah, bakalan disidang di kelurahan,
make jasa pengacara.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Mahal, Bung. Nggak,
gue nggak boleh bikin dia ngambek.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Lo kenapa, Las, gue
ada salah, ya?” </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">t</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">anya
gue ngedinginin.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Nggak.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Terus, kenapa lo diam
aja? Maaf dah kalo ada sikap atau kata-kata gue yang agak kasar.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Nggak, nggak papa,
kok.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Ya, udah kalo gitu
dimakan dong! Masa diliatin gitu aja</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">!</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">”
bujuk gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Sumpah</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">, d</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">ia masih diam. Mati dah gue. Dikapanin,
dimasukin kubur, dido’ain, gelap, dalam kubur gelap. Ah, seremmm… Nggak, gue
nggak jadi mati aja dah, entar aja matinya, kalo sudah ada layanan kubur yang
VIP. Anjritttt gue ngeradau lagi. Belum selesai nih urusan, pikiran udah ke
sana kemari. Apa yang harus gue lakuin, ya, biar dia nggak ngambek kaya gini?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Ayolah, Las, dimakan,
jangan dipandangin gitu aja</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,
g</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">ue
beneran minta maaf dah kalo ada omongan gue yang salah,” bujuk gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Anjrit. Nih anak masih
diam. Gini nih kalo orang kampung udah marah. Gue menyerah, gue biarin aja dia.
Gue malah emosi. Gini nih kalo gue udah emosi, lalapan bisa habis sama
piring-piringnya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Dia mulai megang
sendoknya. Wah, ada kemajuan nih, gini toh caranya ngadapin orang kampung yang
ngambek. Tinggal didiamin aja. Tapi kok cuman diaduk-aduk gitu. Ah, biarin aja,
entar juga dimakan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Beberapa saat, pelayan
lewat. Sumpah <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>tempat</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>ini</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
biasa aja, tapi pelayanannya luar biasa.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Gimana hidangannya,
Mas, Mba?” tanyanya basa-basi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Enak,” jawab gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Gimana, Mba?” tanyanya
sama Lasri. Lasri bergumam seperti ada yang ditahannya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Nasinya mana?” </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">t</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">anya Lasri.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Anjrittt… muka gue yang
ganteng berubah tampan. Jadi dari tadi nggak mau makan, nunggu nasinya. Kemana
gua naruh muka gue. Huaaa… sejak kapan capcai pake nasi. Gila. Kampung total
nih teman gue. Haduhhhhh.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Tadi pesan apa, Mba?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Ini.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Capcai?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Nggak, maksud teman
gue ini, beli nasi yang murah itu dimana?” kata gue. Nyelamatin. Si Lasri mau
protes, tapi kakinya langsung gue injek. Kenapa gue injek kakinya? Ya
sebenarnya gue pengen injek kepalanya, tapi nggak nyampe. Gue malu abis. Abis
terkikis. Gue lari ke kasir dan langsung bayar. Lasri langsung gue bawa keluar.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Nasinya?” </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">t</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">anya Lasri.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Entar loh gue kasih
nasi.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Nasi apa?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Nasihat.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Hah?”</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">***</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Lasri, Lasri. Gue harus
sabar ngadapin tetangga gue d</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">ari</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
kampung yang satu ini. Bagaimana dia mau kerja jadi pengasuh anak orang, kalo
pergaulannya masih mandek kayak gini. Kuper. Bisa</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">-bisa</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> dia </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">yang </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">dikerjain terus sama anak majikan
kalo kayak gini.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">Lo</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> itu hati-hati, Lasri! Di sini cuman gue
yang lo kenal, ini ibu kota, Lasri, bukan Ibu Mertua.” Loh, omongan gue kok
jadi kaya dewasa banget, mungkin karena gue sering nonton film dewasa. Lah,
buka rahasia dah gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Nah, kami lewat
keramaian. Sumpah </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Lasri kepalanya celengak-celengok, malu-maluin banget kan? Tapi gue harus sabar.
Astaga, sumpah, gue lupa sama Mita. Hebat juga nih Si Lasri. Masalah gue bisa
terlupakan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Lasri, like this, ya?”
kata sekelompok orang.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Jangan sok kenal,”
kata gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Teman facebook,”
katanya. Hah. Anjrittttt,, jangan! jangan teruskan cerita ini, entar kayak
iklan. Hehe.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Sebelum gue tambah malu
dan tambah ganteng, mending gue ajak pulang aja </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Lasri.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Ayo, kita pulang aja!”
kata gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Aku laper,” kata
Lasri, lirih. Waduh kejam deh gue, baru ingat kalo </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Lasri tadi nggak sempat makan.
Gara-gara capcai tu. Huhu..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Ya udah, kita makan di
seberang,” kata gue</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Makan apa?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Makan ati.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Hah?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Nasi uduk di
seberang.” </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Gila. Si Lasri makannya
lahap banget, gue takut liatnya, takut ikut dimakan. Hanya hitungan menit,
sudah habis tuh nasi uduk. Mantap.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Saya berapa, Mbo?”
kata gue sama penjual. Males gue bayerin Lasri, makannya tiga bungkus, Sob.
Gila.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Dua puluh ribu, Mas,”
katanya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Kalo aku?” Tanya Lasri.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Kamu gratis. Like
this, ya!” kata si Mbo penjual. Huaaaa…. Gila nih si Lasri.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Teman ficebook,” kata
Lasri lagi. Anjrittt.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Udah deh, daripada gue
yang dibikin malu sama Si Lasri, mendingan gue harus cepat-cepat bawa dia
pulang. Langsung gue tarik tangannya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Eh eh eh, apaan ini?”
kata </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Mbo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Huaaa…. Gila, malah
tangan </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Mbo yang gue tarik. Si Lasri mana? Hah, Si Lasri hilang. Tolong, tolong,
tolong, nikahkan gue. Loh saking paniknya gue. Pas gue balik badan, gue lihat </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Lasri sudah di mobil sama penculiknya.
Gila penculiknya masih muda-muda.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Lasriiiii…!” teriak
gue kaya di film-film.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Aku pulangnya sama teman
facebook aku, ya!” kata Lasri sedikit berteriak.</span></div>
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lo, Lasri. Gue nggak bakalan nemanin loh lagi. Kenapa? Karena lo ngingatin gue
sama iklan. Loh? Satu, dua, tiga, lupakan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">***</span></div>IsMuLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06896953524847009056noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3866085461932362752.post-9615828219306037952012-04-22T22:48:00.002-07:002012-04-22T22:48:13.041-07:00Lelaki Galau<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Lo,
Gue, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">End</i></span></b></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Nama gue Ismul. Gue
biasa dipanggil Afgan. Loh, kok bisa? Awalnya gue juga bingung, nggak ada
mirip-miripnya sama sekali dengan nama gue. Afgan dan Ismul, jauh banget</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> kan? Tapi akhirnya gue sadar, ternyata,
biasalah teman-teman seperti itu sama gue, buktinya kemaren mereka udah nggak
manggil gue Afgan lagi, kemaren ketika gue baru tiba dari dari sebuah tempat
yang jauh. Jangan tanya gue kemana, dimana, dimana. Sekali lagi lo nanya gitu,
gue kawinan lho sama Ayu Ting Ting, karena ini bukan masalah alamat palsu, ini
masalah nama gue. Nggak ada sangkut pautnya sama Ayu Ting Ting, </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">k</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">enapa bawa-bawa Ayu Ting Ting, ini kan
cerita gue, ngapain sih Ayu Ting Ting hadir. Pokoknya nggak ada Ayu Ting Ting,
Ayu Azhari dan Ayu-ayu yang lainnya. Titik.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Baiklah gue ceritaan
kemana gue. Biasa, saat itu gue lagi bete, nah daripada gue berlarut-larut
dalam ke</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">-</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">bete</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">-a</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">n, mending gue jalan, Bro. Lo tau gue
kemana? Depan Unlam? Dalem. Lo kira gue cowok apaan. Lo kira gue cowok
jadi-jadian apa? Sumpah dalem banget. Lebih dalem dari empangnya Pak Haji
Sumardi, walaupun Pak Haji nggak pernah punya empang. Saat itu gue ke panti
asuhan, M</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">a</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">n.
Ngapain? Biasa, nyumbang sebagian dari penghasilan gue yang sedikit ini. Ya
sebagai pekerja serabutan penghasilan gue hanya sekitar U$ 700 perbulan. Tapi
gue masih nyempatin untuk bebagi. (riya mode on).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Nah</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> pas gue ketemu teman-teman, sumpah gue
bete lagi. Beneran</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">.</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">K</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">alau lo nggak percaya, gue juga nggak
percaya, makanya lo harus percaya. Hehe. Bener sih mereka nggak manggil gue
Afgan lagi, awalnya gue senang, tapi senangnya gue nggak awet, kurang formalin
mungkin. Karena lo tau mereka manggil gue dengan nama apa? Masa lo nggak tau?
Baiklah gue sebutin, mereka manggil gue Morgan. Anjrittt… dari segi mana lagi
tu nama mirip sama nama gue. Ismul-Morgan. Sumpah nggak ada mirip-miripnya.
Merusak <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">image</i> gue aja. Emang Morgan
itu nama siapa sih, mirip nama kakeknya teman gue deh, tapi gue lupa-lupa
ingat. Kuburan bangettt…, Kuburan tu yang bikin gue lupa-lupa ingat. Bedanya
gue lupa namanya, kuburan lupa sya’irnya. Untung<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>gue ingat kuncinya. Lo tau nggak kuncinya gue
taruh dimana? Betul banget, pas ujian, kunci jawabannya gue taruh di kaos kaki
gue. Hehe..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Nah, sebenarnya gue
punya panggilan sayang dari </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Mita, cewe</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">k</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
gue. Nggak tau juga kenapa dia manggil gue gitu. Tapi kalau sudah Mita yang
manggil, mau dipanggil apapun, gue sih manggut aja. Tau nggak dia manggil gue
apa? Betul. Kok lo tau kalau dia menggil gue Dude Herlino? Hehe. Ah. Mungkin
kalian juga ikut-ikutan manggil gue yang aneh-aneh.<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"> Whatever</i> lah. Nah yang jadi masalah sebenarnya gue baru putusan
sama Mita. Dan sekarang gue lagi berusaha ngajak dia balikan. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Nah, tu kan, lo nanya
lagi, Lo kenapa sih jadi orang banyak tanya amat, </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">A</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">mat
aja nggak nanya-nanya. Mau gue putusnya kenapa</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> kek, itu urusan gue, tugas lo itu
dengerin aja cerita gue. Okehhh..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Oke-oke, kalo lo memang
maksa. Gue ceritain kenapa gue putus sama dia. Tapi awas! Lo jangan ngetawain
gue. Kalo cengengesan dikit aja, gue lempar lo ke kandang paus, paus akrobatis.
Biar lo sekamar sama mamalia yang satu itu. Biar lo tau gimana rasanya sekamar
sama mamalia. Katanya</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;"> sih</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
sekamar sama mamalia itu rasanya mamalia lezatos. (Hehe. Nyamiiiii) Nah, tu
kan, kambuh lagi penyakit lupa gue. Gue tadi mau cerita apa, ya? Oh iya, kenapa
gue putusan sama </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Mita?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Baiklah, ceritanya
gini. Saat itu suasana hujan. Semua pada berteduh, dan </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Mita berlari menembus hujan, setelah
terjadi pertengkaran maha dahsyat di antara kami. Tentu saja gue mengejarnya.
Persis kaya adegan film. Kalo saja itu film India, pasti udah habis tujuh lagu.
( tere liye, Nehe nehe, aca aca. Aca Septiasa, kenapa lo putus sama
Irwansyah?). Sayangnya itu film ala gue jadi ngga</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">k</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> ada acara lagu-laguan. Gue tanggkap
tangannya, dia berbalik. Maka di tengah guyuran hujan kutatap wajahnya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Maafin aku</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">!</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">” ucap gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Apa susahnya sih?
Telepon nggak pernah, sms nggak pernah.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Aku nggak punya
pulsaaaaa….!” Twengg twing twing. Dalem.(iklan bangeettt… ckckck)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Awas lo ngetawain gue.
Ini bagi gue bukan masalah sepele. Ini dalem banget. Ini masalah yang bikin
hidup gue suram. Gelap. Gue ngga</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">k</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
terlalu suka gelap. Tapi kalo diulang sih gue suka. Jangan cuma gelap, tapi
gelap-gelapan, doyan tu gue. Tapi beneran hidup gue suram setelah putus sama
Mita. Gelap. Terus terang gue pilih terang terus. Apalagi setelah gue dapat
kabar kalo </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Mita sekarang lagi dekat sama Juki. Sialan tu </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Juki. Pagar makan tuannya. </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Juki kan teman gue. Masa dia seperti
itu. Tapi gue nggak pernah takut bersaing sama Si Juki. Walaupun Si Juki
inovasi tiada henti, gue nggak bakalan takut. Gue Ismul semakin di depan. </span></div>
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<span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">ebenarnya
gue agak risih nyebut nama gue Ismul. Takut nggak ada yang kenal. Soalnya orang
taunya nama gue Afgan, Morgan atau apalah itu lagi namanya</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">, gue</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> juga bingung. Tu nama sebenarnya
apa maksu</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">d</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">nya.
Mungkin kalo di tempatku nama itu sepadan sama yang manis-manis. Misalnya,
babongko, bingka, hamparan tatak, keraban, kakicak dll. (dan lupa lainnya)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Gue nggak<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>boleh diam, gue harus cari tau, beneran nggak
kalo </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Mita lagi
dekat sama </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Juki. Sumpah, sesuatu banget, dan lo harus ikut bahagia. Karena pas gue cari
info ke sana kemari. Dari dari dalam gelas sampai dalam piring, dari dalam laci
sampai dalam lemari, dari nanya kucing sampai nanya Ayu Ting Ting ( Gila. Ayu
Ting Ting ini ngapain sih?)</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
akhirnya gue tau kalo Si Do’i masih jomblo. Muantapsss. Rasanya pas tau </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Do’i jomblo lagi, serasa membelah
atsmosfir berlapis-lapis, meluncur bersama paus akrobatis. Melayang ke puncak
rasa paling manis (iklan abisss… ckckck).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Hari itu gue sempat
ngeliatin </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">D</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">o’i masuk perpustakaan. Dan gue mulai
beraksi. gue memasang wajah super cuek. Wajah yang sudah dipermak beberapa kali
di muka cermin subuh tadi. Ini bukan sembarang aksi, gue harus terlihat gagah,
memasang wajahnya yang tampan alias tampang rata seperti papan. Pura-pura
serius. Walaupun tanpa saos dan kecap, gue tetap saja melahap buku di tangan
dengan muka yang dibikin njelimet. Biar keliatan seriusnya gitu. Padahal </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">nggak</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">se</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">harusnya itu buku dibaca serius,
judulnya saja aneh ,” Ayat Amat Cinta.” Itu buku judulnya plesatan atau setan
yang kepeleset, gue ngga</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">k</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
peduli. Yang penting pasang aksi di muka<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span></span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i
Mita, gadis cantik seantero kampus, dan bikin para cowo hampir mampus. Mampus
kerena kecantikannya yang seperti virus. Iya, seperti virus, cowok-cowok kampus
biasa menyebutnya virus TBC alias Tekanan Batin Cinta. Muantap. Swittt swittt…
Ehem ehem. Plak.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Dia masih sibuk dengan
bacaannya, gue juga sibuk 3G’n sama Ayu Ting Ting (tu kan Ayu Ting Ting lagi).
Gue coba tu lirik dia, eh dia balas ngelirik. Sadappp. Kami jadi main
lirik-lirikan, jadi pengen nyanyi lagunya A.Rafiq yang judulnya “Alamat Palsu”
deh gue. Ah, gue nggak peduli, itu bukan urusan gue. Urusan lo cari aja sendiri
lagu A. Rafiq yang judulnya “Alamat Palsu”. Hehehe.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Jangan sebut nama gue kalo
gue nggak deketin dia. Gue bukan tipekal lelaki yang diam di tempat, walaupun
pas pramuka sering jalan di tempat. Hoho.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Boleh aku duduk di
sini?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Rp.15.000,-”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Hah?” Sejak kapan </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">s</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">i Mita mata duitan</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">?</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;"> </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">S</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">eingat gue<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>waktu pacaran dulu dia nggak pernah minta
yang aneh-aneh sama gue, paling isikan pulsa, bayarin dia perawatan tubuh di
salon, bahkan kalo ke mall dia nggak pernah mau dibayarin belanjaannya, kecuali
dompetnya ketinggalan, walaupun gue agak heran, dari sekian kali gue ke mall
sama dia, kayaknya dia lupa terus deh bawa dompet. </span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">Gue pengen mati aja. Anak kost-an, Jack. Gue anak
kost-an.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Woy, kok ngelamun.
Duduk! Gratis.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Oh,” gue duduk masang
wajah santai. Walaupun girang bukan kepalang. Kenapa gue girang? Pertanyaan
konyol. Karena kalo gue Giring, itu namanya vokalis Nidji, sederhana bukan?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Baca apa?” Tanya gue
basa-basi. Kayaknya banyak basinya deh daripada basanya. Tak apalah, sebelum
basi-basi amat, diangetin dulu dah. Hehe.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Buku.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Anjrit. Ditanya baca
apa? Jawabnya ‘buku’. Ya bener sih, tapi nggak bisa jawab yang lain apa. Novel
kek, komik kek, sejarah kek, majalah play boy kek, atau apalah. Kan lebih enak
kalo jawabnya gitu. Terutama yang terakhir gue sebutin tadi. Majalah….
Hehehe.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Tapi gue harus sabar. Karena
orang sabar itu disayang tetangga.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Sendiri saja?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Berdua.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Hah?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Berdua sama kamu.” So
sweettttttt…. Ampunnnn Dj…!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Rasanya sepi semenjak
nggak sama kamu lagi.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Rasanya sepi pas dosen
killer masuk kelas”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Gila. Apa hubungannya
coba. Jaka sembung bawa golok. Gue timpuk lo pake golok.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Ah, persetan, perhantu,
periblis, perkuntilanak, perkuyang, pokoke iblis dan kerabat dekatnya. Pokoknya
gue harus bisa ngajak dia balikan. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Jurus lama. Gue deketin
tangan gue. Tujuannya jelas memegang tangannya, kalo meleset, ya memegang
dompetnya. Loh? Nggak</span><span lang="IN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%; mso-ansi-language: IN;">,</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">
nggak. Gue Cuma mau pegang tangannya. Dikit lagi, lagi, lagi, ayo tarik napas
dalam-dalam. Cepat, Bu, udah bukaan 32. Astaga, gue ngelantur kemana. Kembali
ke jalan yang benar. Udah pas mau nyentuh tangannya tiba-tiba.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Kamu di sini, toh. Aku
cariin kemana-mana, eh taunyanya malah di sini.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Eh Mas Boga.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Mas Boga? Siapa nih
orang? Kayaknya saingan berat gue. Bagaimana nggak saingan berat. Dia dipanggil
Mas. Mahal, bung. Gue jangankan di panggil Mas, di panggil tembaga apalagi
perak aja nggak pernah. Apalagi Mas. Jauhhhh.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Kenalin, Mul. Ini
tunangan aku. Namanya, Mas Boga.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Sumpah dalem. Lo jangan
pada ketawa. Ini pertama kalinya gue sakit hati karena cewek. Di minggu ini.
Karena gue ngitung rasa kecewa perminggu.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Oh, iya.” Gue tergugup
gempita. “Ismul,” ucap gue mengulurkan tangan, kenapa gue mengulurkan tangan?
Ah pertanyaan konyol lagi, masa gue ngulurin kaki, atau ngulurin bantuan,
korban banjir kali. Lah kembali konyol. Ya, iyalah korban banjir kali.
Dimana-mana banjir itu karena kali yang meluap. Bukan laut yang meluap. Kalau
laut yang meluap. Itu tsunami namanya. Ah, jadi kepikiran, kapan gue menjadi
sepasang Tsunami-Istri. Ngelantur lagi dah gue. Haha.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Tapi beneran, banjir
ngenyiksa abis. Nih kayak banjir di kampung gue. Pak pejabat tolooonnngggg...!
Tolong saya…..! Saya kebanjiran, tolongin saya, tolong gratiskan nikah di KUA.
Tolong…! Please…! Wkwkwk….!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Boga,” katanya
tersenyum simpul</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Senang bisa kenal sama
kamu,” ucap gue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Eh dia ini aslinya
orang Bandung loh, Mul,” kata Mita antusias.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Masa!” gue pura-pura
penasaran. Karena nggak mungkin pura-pura dalam perahu.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">“Iya. Dia ini sepupunya
Ayu Ting Ting.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 200%;">Anjriiiiiittttttttt…..!
Sudahlah Ayu Ting Ting, Lohhh, Gueehh <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">End</i>.</span></div>
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